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"8 Mile Freestyle Pt.III vs "Papa Doc""

Now everybody from the 313
Put your mothefucking hands up and follow me
Everybody from the 313
Put your mothefucking hands up
Look Look

Now while he stands tough
Notice that this man did not have his hands up
This free world got you gased up
Now who's afraid of the big bad wolf

1, 2, 3 and to the 4
1 pac , 2 pac, 3 pac, 4
4 pac, 3 pac, 2 pac, 1
You're pac, he's pac, no pacs, none

This guy aint no mother-fuckin MC,
I know everything he's got to say against me,
I am white, I am a fuckin bum, I do live in a
 trailer with my mom,
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom.
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob
who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun,
I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps
And Wink did fuck my girl,
I'm still standin here screamin "FUCK THE FREE WORLD!"
Don't ever try to judge me dude
You don't know what the fuck i've been through

But i know something about you
You went to Cranbrook, that's a private school
What's the matter dawg? You embarrased?
This guy's a gangster, he's real name's Clarence

And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage
This guy don't wanna battle, He's shook
'Cause there no such things as half-way crooks
He's scared to death
He's scared to look in his fuckin yearbook, fuck Cranbrook

Fuck the beat, i go acapella
Fuck a papa doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody
Fuck y'all if you doubt me
I'm a piece of fucking white trash, i say it proudly
And fuck this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outty,
Here, tell these people something they dont know about me.

 
 
"Sing For The Moment" - Eminem

[Verse 1]
These ideas are nightmares to white parents
Whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and
who likes earrings
Like whatever they say has no bearing, it's so
scary in a house that allows no swearing
To see him walking around with his
headphones blaring
Alone in his own zone, cold and he don't care
He's a problem child
And what bothers him all comes out, when
he talks about, his fuckin' dad walkin' out
Cause he just hates him so bad that he
blocks him out
If he ever saw him again he'd probably knock
him out
His thoughts are whacked, he's mad so
he's talkin' back,talkin' black, brainwashed
from rock and rap
He sags his pants, do-rags and a stocking cap
His step-father hit him, so he socked him
back, and broke his nose
His house is a broken home, there's no control,
he just let's his emotions go...

[Chorus]
{C'mon}, sing with me, {sing}, sing for the years
{Sing it}, sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing it with me, just for today, maybe tomorrow
the good Lord will take you away...

[Verse 2]
Entertainment is changin', intertwinin' with
gangsta's
In the land of the killers, a sinner's mind is
a sanctum
Holy or unholy, only have one homie
Only this gun, lonely cause don't anyone 
know me
Yet everybody just feels like they can relate,
I guess words are a mothafucka they can be great
Or they can degrade, or even worse they
can teach hate
It's like these kids hang on every single
statement we make
Like they worship us, plus all the stores
ship us platinum
Now how the fuck did this metamorphosis
happen, from standin' on corners and porches
just rappin'
To havin' a fortune, no more kissin' ass
But then these critics crucify you, journalists
 try to burn you
Fans turn on you, attorneys all want
a turn at you
To get they hands on every dime you have,
they want you to lose your mind every
time you mad
So they can try to make you out to look
like a loose cannon
Any dispute won't hesitate to produce
 handguns. That's why these prosecutors
wanna convict me, strictly just to get me off
of these streets quickly
But all they kids be listenin' to me religiously,
so i'm signin' cd's while police fingerprint me
They're for the judge's daughter but his grudge
 is against me
If i'm such a fuckin' menace, this shit doesn't
make sense Pete
It's all political, if my music is literal, and i'm
a criminal  how the fuck can I raise a little girl
I couldn't, I wouldn't be fit to, you're full of
shit too, Guerrera, that was a fist that hit you...

[CHORUS]

[Verse 3]
They say music can alter moods and talk to you
Well can it load a gun up for you , and cock it too
Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dude
Just tell the judge it was my fault and i'll get sued
See what these kids do is hear about us totin' pistols
And they want to get one cause they
think the shit's cool
Not knowin' we really just protectin' ourselves, we
entertainers, Of course the shit's affectin' our
sales, you ignoramus, But music is reflection of self,
we just explain it, and then we get our checks
in the mail, It's fucked up ain't it
How we can come from practically nothing to
being able to have any fuckin' thing that we
wanted, That's why we sing for these kids, who
don't have a thing, Except for a dream, and
a fuckin' rap magazine
Who post pin-up pictures on their walls all day long
Idolize they favorite rappers and know
all they songs Or for anyone who's ever been
through shit in their lives, Till they sit and they
cry at night wishin' they'd die
Till they throw on a rap record and they sit,
and they vibe. We're nothin' to you but we're
the fuckin' shit in they eyes
That's why we seize the moment try to
freeze it and own it, squeeze it and hold it
Cause we consider these minutes golden
And maybe they'll admit it when we're gone
Just let our spirits live on,
through our lyrics that you hear in our
songs and we can...

[CHORUS X2]

 
 
 

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12月20日

WELCOME

 

 
 
 

 

 

 

 
 

 

 

                                     

 

 

ROX ~

 
 

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12月6日

everytime we touch

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Everytime We Touch - Cascada

I still hear your voice, when you sleep next to me.
I still feel your touch in my dreams.
Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why.
Without you it's hard to survive.

Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
I need you by my side.
Cause everytime we touch, I feel the static.
And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat fast.
I can't let you go.
I want you in my life.

Your arms are my castle, your heart is my sky.
They wipe away tears that I cry.
The good and the bad times, we've been through them all.
You make me rise when I fall.

Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
I need you by my side.
Cause everytime we touch, I feel the static.
And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat slow.
I can't let you go.
I want you in my life.

Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss, I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast.
I want this to last.
I need u by my side.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

  

 

 

 


  

 

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11月17日

HOTTIES

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
       
 
 
 
 
 

 

 
 
 
  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

COOOL

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 

  

  

  



   

   

  

    

   

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
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10月23日

1 girl + 1 boy = 2

Article 1:
Statement of Love: The Kiss


1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you

2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends

3. Kiss on the neck = I want you

4. Kiss on the lips = I love you

5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing

6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away

7. Look in your eyes = kiss me

8. Playing with ! your hair = I can't live without you

9.Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go


Article 2:
The Three Steps

1. Girls: If any guys get fresh with you, slap him.

2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3. Guys & Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

Article 3:
The Commandments

1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.

2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.

3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.


 

 

 

 

 

 
 
What each star sign says after sex...
Aries:
Okay, let's do it again...

Taurus:
I'm hungry - pass the pizza...

Gemini:
Have you seen the TV remote?

Cancer:
When are we getting married?

Leo:
Wasn't I fantastic?

Virgo:
I need to wash the sheets.

Libra:
I liked it if you liked it...
 
Scorpio:
Perhaps I should untie you...

Sagittarius:
 Don't call me - I'll call you...

Capricorn:
Do you have a business card?

Aquarius:
Now let's try it with our clothes off.

Pisces:
What did you say your name was?
 
 

 

12 things ur parents taught u

 

1. My Father taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your mother gets home."

2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE... "
What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!"

4. My Mother taught me LOGIC...
"If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the mall with me."

5. My Father taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE...
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

7. My Father taught me HUMOR...
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

8. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

9. My Father taught me about GENETICS...
"You're just like your mother."

10. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS...
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

11. My Father taught me about WISDOM OF AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

12. And my all time favorite... JUSTICE...
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like."

9月15日

This is so sad :'( Guys read it

 

 

 

 

gιя: ѕσω σωи. ιм ѕ¢αяє.
gυу: иσ тнιѕ ιѕ fυи.
gιя: иσ ιтѕ иσт. ρєαѕє, ιт'ѕ тσσ ѕ¢αяу!
gυу: тнєи тє мє уσυ σνє мє.
gιя: fιиє, ι σνє уσυ, вυт ѕσω σωи!
gυу: иσω gινє мє α вιg нυg.
gιя нυgѕ нιм
gυу: ¢αи уσυ тαкє му нємєт σff &

ρυт ιт σи

уσυяѕєf؟ ιтѕ вυggιиg мє.

(ιи тнє ραρєя тнє иєχт αу):...
α мσтσя¢у¢є ¢яαѕнє ιитσ

α вυιιиg αѕт

иιgнт вє¢αυѕє σf вяєαк fαιυяє.

 тωσ ρєσρє ωєяє

 ιиνσνє, α мαє αи α fємαє,

вυт σиу 1 ѕυяνινє.

тнє тяυтн ωαѕ тнαт нαfωαу

σωи тнє яσα,

тнє 18 уєαя σ вσу яєαιzє

тнαт нιѕ вяєαкѕ нα

вяσкє, вυт нє ιи'т ωαит тσ єт

 нιѕ ραятиєя киσω.

ιиѕтєα, нє мαє нєя ѕαу ѕнє

σνє нιм αи fєт

нєя нυg σиє αѕт тιмє, αи

 єт нєя ωєαя нιѕ

нємєт ѕσ тнαт ѕнє ωσυ ινє,

яєαιzιиg нє ωσυ

вє тнє σиє тнαт ωσυ ιє.

тнιик вєfσяє уσυ яινє.

                                                    
 
 
 
 

 

 

GALS SHOW THIS TO YOUR MAN

 

 

She says: "I'm going to leave, but you should stay and have fun"

She means: "I am leaving and you better come with me"

 

She says:"I've put on a few pounds."

She means:"but you still find me attractive right?"

 

She says:"I am sorry"

She means:"all right, I apologized. now it's your turn" 

 

She says:"Everything is fine. Really."

She means:"I'm pissed off, and its your job to figure out why

 

 

     

 

 

 

1. DIFFERENT KINDS OF SEX: 1.The first is Smurf Sex.

This happens during the honeymoon, you both keep

doing it until you're blue in the face. 2.The second

is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the

marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime,

even in the kitchen.

 

 

 Aussie Revenge: A man comes home after a
heavy night's drinking. His wife won't open the
door for him, so he starts hammering on it.
The neighbours are starting to notice, so in
an attempt to embarrass her, he starts singing
at the top of his voice: "I had her before she
was married, I had her before she was married!"
 The top window immediately flies open, and
his wife responds with equal gusto: "And so
did all of your mates!"
 
 

WAYS TO KNOW YOU'VE HAD WILD SEX:

1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.

2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies.

3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale

is recorded in your area.

4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you.

5. A trampoline company has to come

 to adjust your bed springs.

 

 
 guys click on these, they are hilarious
8月30日

sexiness

 

 

WoW...

i didn't think i was that

 

 

 

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Thanks to ALL of you for making my day a better one since it's been so stressful !

 

 

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8月24日

~ SWEET ~

 

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Oº°‘¨True Friends¨‘°ºO

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Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
Best friend:
calls your parents dad and mom.

 

Friend: has never seen you cry
Best friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number
(cuz! they can't remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff


Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend:
could write a biography on your life story

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you

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8月17日

♥○Oo╀女人一生中拥有的20种品质♥○Oo╀☆

 
♥○Oo╀女人一生中拥有的20种品质♥○Oo╀☆
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善良。地球女人的香水广告我喜欢,地球很美,因为有花有你。一颗善良的心,是美丽的核。

真诚。所谓真善美嘛。 

自信。没有任何华丽的衣装比得上自信的笑容更能打动人。

知性。没有头脑,任物质与外表怎样完美也是空洞。

独立。有自我发展的能力与意识。

勇敢。无所畏惧的心,需要智力、心力的积累与历练。

好奇心。呵呵,这才是女人真正保持年轻的秘诀,永远对这个世界保持着婴孩一般的好奇。

善于学习。不只是工作技能,知识,还包括学习做人,学习生活,学习享受,学习爱……

热情。对生活有热忱的人是魅力四射的人。

温柔。这是上天赋予女人最美好的禀赋之一。

宽容。理解男人,理解生活,理解世界,理解自己。理解方可宽容,宽容才能快乐。

平衡。做人很累,尤其是现代社会,更应当学会平衡自己的心灵。

感性。感性的女子很可爱啊。

性感。呵呵,这是我们的权利,也是我们愉悦自己最好的方式,得体的性感,是让任何人都喜欢的。image

豁达。如今行走“江湖”的女人,要想在这个社会吃得开,最忌的是小家子气。

勤劳。喜欢“黎明即起,洒扫庭除”的女子。更敬重现代社会中兢兢业业的女子。

聪慧。聪慧的女子明白自己在什么时候应当扮演什么角色,懂得亦柔亦刚,游刃有余

幽默。需要紧张的事情太多了。适时放松,让他人也快乐。 

珍爱自己。珍爱自己的健康,生命,懂得呵护自己的女人值得珍惜!

责任感。首先是为自己负责的勇气和态度。然后才是工作中,生活中勇于担当分内的事情。责任感。首先是为自己负责的勇气和态度。然后才是工作中,生活中勇于担当分内的事情。

 

 

 

8月15日

BOYZ... nasty creature =(

If you argue with him, he says your
stubborn
If your quiet, he says your
 boring
If you call him, he says your
clingy
If he calls you, he says you should be
greatful
If you dont love him, he'll try to
 win you
If you do love him, he'll
 leave you
If you dont fuck him, he'll say you dont
 love him
If you do, then he'll say your
easy
If you tell him your problems, he'll say you
complain to much
If you dont, he'll say you dont
trust him
If you lecture him, he'll say your
bitchy
If he lectures you, its because he
cares for you
If you break a promise, he'll say you
cant be trusted
If he does, its beacuse he
had to
If you cheat, he expects it to be
over
But if he does, your supposed to be
forgiving...
 
ahh, BOYZ... nasty creature
BUT that's why we all love them


                          

                              

 

         

Do you have a problem?

A bear was relieving himself in the woods.

He saw a rabbit and asked,

"Hey bunny, do you have a problem with feces sticking to your fur?"

Stunned, the rabbit replied "No".

So the bear grabbed the bunny and wiped himself.


Which one are you?

When you dump your problems on someone else, you're the bear.

When you let others dump their problems on you, you're the bunny.

Are you OK with it or do you want to change?

If you're happy being either one, enjoy. 

But if you're tired of being an aggressor or a victim, here's a quick little trick for you:

Every time that you hear the words "do you have a problem?", picture the bunny and the bear.

You may think that it can't possibly make a difference in your life, but you'll be amazed. Try it out!

By thinking of the bunny and the bear when you hear the words "do you have a problem?", you'll get a clearer picture of who YOU are. It's like lifting a mirror to yourself or stepping back and looking at the situation objectively. 

Once you see clearly, you can act.  

Let me know how it works for you.

 

          

 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

this is hilarious
Be prepared to laugh
>
>
> >
> >Five reasons NOT to be a penis:
> >
> >1. You're bald your whole life.
> >
> >2. You have a hole in your head.
> >
> >3. Your neighbors are nuts.
> >
> >4. The guy behind you is an asshole.
> >
> >And my personal favorite . .. .
> >5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.
 

 

 

6月27日

all ABOUT GUYS =P

  

                READ BETWEEN HIS LINES

 

 

WHEN HE SAYS:

how many guys have you been with?

 

HE MEANS:

how many penises are you comparing mine with?

 

WHEN HE SAYS:

I love your smile.

 

HE MEANS:

can I kiss your beautiful lips?

 

WHEN HE SAYS:

I was jsut about to call you

 

HE MEANS:

Damn I shouldn't have picked up the phone >.<

 

 

 

 

 

50 things about guys!!

courtesy of and copyright by www.gameup.net 

 

 

1. Guys dont actually look after good looking girls. They

prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys love flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute and then forget you

the next.

4. When a guy says he doesnt understand you,

it simply meansyou're not thinking the way

he is.

5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten

 already?" arethe first usual questions

a guy asks on the phone just to get out from

stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they

go to sleep,they always think about

the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all

your badcharacteristics.

8. Guys go grazy over a girls smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the

 girls attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your

 ex-boyfriend.

11. When you touch a guys heart there is no

turning back.

12. Giving a hanging message like "You know what!?..

 Uh.. Nevermind!" would make him

jump to a conclusion that is far from what

 you are thinking.

13. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

14. When a girl says "No", a guy hears it as

 "Try again tomorrow."

15. You have to tell a guy what you really want

before he gets themessage clearly.

16. Guys hate gays!

17. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him.

But this doesntmean that the guy likes her.

18. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime,

then he does.

19. Its good to test a guy first before you believe him.

But dontlet him wait too long.

20. Guys really admire girls that they like even if

they're not thatmuch pretty.

21. If a guy tells you about his problem, he just

needs someone tolisten to him. You dont need to

 give advice.

22. A usual act that proves that a guy likes you

 is when he teasesyou.

23. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking

 with someoneelse.

24. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in

miniskirts.

25. Guys virtually brag about anything.

26. Girls height doesnt really matter to a guy but

 her weight does!

27. You have to tell a guy what you really want

before gettinginvolved with that guy.

28. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, h

es just actually saying"Please come and

listen to me."

29. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl,

he really is.

30. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

31. Guys dont like girls who punch harder than they do.

32. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but

can never besure unless the girl

tells him.

33. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

34. Dont be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the

first sign ofrejection.

35. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own.

Hes just toostubborn to deal with it.

36. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

37. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

38. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he

cries infront of you.

39. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but

from a girl.

40. If a guy says your beautiful, that guy really

 likes you.

41. Guys hate girls who overreact.

42. A guy has to experience rejection, because if hes

 never beenin love and hurt, he wont

be matured and grown up.

43. Guys dont comprehend the statement

 "Get lost" too well.

44. Guys cry!!!

45. Beware! Guys can make gossip scatter through

half the face of the earth faster than

girls can.

46. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has

dumped them

50. Guys love you more than you love them if they

are serious inyour relationships it harder

for them to accept their defeat.

47. Guys love their mums.

48. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

49. Girls are allowed to touch boys things. Not their hair!

 

 

6月2日

wayz 2 turn men... DOWN

 

 

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have your money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and vomit at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die chocking.

 

 

 
(x) smoked a cigarette
(  ) smoked a cigar
(  ) made out with a member of the same
sex!! EWWWWWWWWWW 
(x) been in love
(  ) been dumped
(x) shoplifted, when I was just a little kid...
(   ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
(  ) snuck out of my parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didnt
have them back
(  ) been arrested
(  ) made out with a stranger
(  ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend, little white lies...
(  ) had a crush on a teacher
(x) skipped school
(  ) slept with a co-worker
(  ) seen someone die 
(  ) had a crush on one of your myspace friends
(x) been to Canada, *duoh*Raised...
(  ) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
(  ) thrown up in a bar, close..but made it
to the safety of my own porcelain god...
(x) set a part of myself on fire
(x) eaten sushi, ewwwwww...no....
(  ) been moshing/crowd surfing at a show
(x) love someone and miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud
 shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
(  ) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(  ) built a sand castle
(x) riden through puddles on a bike
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(  ) had a crush on a much younger person,
not to much younger...but there was a gap..
(x) had a crush on a much older person
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been bored, like I am now.....*sigh*
(  ) fallen asleep at work/school, almost...
(  ) used a fake id
(x) watched the sun set
(  ) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) been tickled
(  ) been robbed
(x) been misunderstood
(  ) pet a reindeer/goat
(  ) won a contest
(  ) ran a red light
(  ) been suspended from school
(x) been in a car accident 
(   ) had braces. EWWWWWWW
(x) felt like an outcast
(  ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(  ) had deja vu
(  ) danced in the moonlight
(x) hated the way you look
(  ) witnessed a crime
(x) questioned your heart
(  ) been obsessed with post-it notes
(  ) squished barefoot through the mud
(  ) been lost
(  ) been to the opposite side of the country
(  ) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
(  ) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers, loved that game
when we were kids...
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored
pencils/markers
(x) sung karaoke, not very well...I mite add...
(  ) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you
would never do
(x) made prank phone calls
(  ) laughed until some kind of beverage
came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(  ) danced in the rain
(  ) written a letter to Santa Claus
(   ) been kissed under a mistletoe 
(  ) watched the sun set with someone you
care about
(x) blown bubbles
(  ) made a bonfire on the beach
(  ) crashed a party
(x) gone rollerskating, not a good thing for me!!
 *ouch* my rear end...
(x) had a wish come true
(x) worn pearls
(  ) jumped off a bridge
(  ) ate dog/cat food
(  ) told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) kissed a mirror
(x) sang in the shower, love to....hehe
(x) have a black dress
(x) had a dream that you married someone
(  ) glued your hand to something 
(  ) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole 
(  ) kissed a fish, WTF....are u drunk??? 
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
(  ) been a cheerleader
(  ) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(  ) attempted a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night, not any more...hehe
(  ) didn't take a shower for a week, ewwww
(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(  ) climbed a tree
(  ) had a tree house, Played in my friends..
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone
(x)believe in ghosts
(  ) have more than 30 pairs of shoes
(  ) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to
see what others say, does clothes your parents
 make u wear when yur a kid count?? hehe
(  ) gone streaking 
(x) played chicken
(  ) pushed into water with all your clothes on
(  ) caught a fish then ate it
(  ) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(  ) cried so hard you laughed
(  ) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) have a Britney Spears CD
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) slept naked
(  ) blamed someone else for a mistake
you have done
(  ) been hypnotized, ohhh yea...big TIME...
 
 
 
 

Confessions

[x] I do wear makeup
[x] When I walk by mirrors, I can’t help but look
[  ] I wear nail polish
[x] I have watched porn...
[x] And laughed
[x] I have cried at a movie theatre
[  ] I've purposely talked to a guy to make another guy jealous
[x] I love chocolate

[ ] I have a car
[ ] I've wrecked a car
[x] I'm in love
[  ] I'd do anything for him
[x] I love cuddling
[  ] I honestly think I'm fat
[x] I love to laugh
[  ] I've flashed someone/some people
[ ] I've skinny dipped
[ ] I love Rock
[x] I love rap
[ ] I carry my cell phone at ALL times
[ ] I do own a spice girls CD/tape

[x] I own a Britney Spears CD (2 actually)
[  ] I play hard to get
[x] Guys are fun to tease [x] Football is boring
[  ] I love jocks
[ ] I love rockers
[x] Hot guys better then smart guys

[  ]I've been called a tease
[x] Lip gloss that smells is WAY better than lipstick
[x] I'm a bitch. Deal with it.
[  ] I wear boxers to bed
[  ] I have done something I regret at a party

Other Confessions

[  ] I have played/cheated on a girl/guy
[x] I've slept naked
[x] I play video games(sometimes)
[  ] I've thrown rocks @ a girls/guys window
[  ] I've drank because I felt like it
[  ] I still beat my buddies up
[x] Of course they never beat me up
[  ] I drive a truck
[x] My friends and I make fun of each other
[  ] I have a job
[  ] I have more than one job
[x] currently have a girlfriend/boyfriend
[x] I have a crush
[x] Guys complicated, to the tenth degree
[  ] I'm cocky
[x] I've forgotten to return a phone call to a girl/guy
[x] Not all guys/girls are the same, I'm one of the different ones
[x] I tend to be shy around the opposite sex
[  ] I act like an ass on purpose
[x] I've been flashed before
[  ] I've seen the Rocky Horror picture show
[  ] I aspire to one day become like the guys in Old School
[  ] I'm not in love
[  ] I've honked at a girl/guy going down the road
[  ] I've hit on a girl/guy in public
[  ] I've gotten wet in class
[  ] I've asked a hot girl/guy for her number that I just met
[  ] Angelina Jolie is hot (EWWWWWWWWWWWWW)
[  ] Sports over-rule everything else
[  ] I've been suspended
[x] I've gotten detention
[x] The whole if a guy has big feet thing is true
[  ] I have a tattoo
[x] I wear/worn my girlfriends/boyfriends clothes

 

Little bit about me quiz!

[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[ ] I think I'm ugly, even sometimes.
[ ] I have many scars.
[x] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different colour.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.(EWWWWWWWWWW)
[x] I wear glasses. (Or contacts.)
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe

free of cost, and scar-free.~ Even if it wasn't!
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life

[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.(onlyto adopt)
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.


School/Work

[x] I'm in school.
[ ] I have a job.
[ ] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job.
[ ] I've been fired.
[x] I've skipped school. (ALOT)

Embarrassment

[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing. (not anymore)
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ ] I've glued my hand to something.
[ ] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public

Honesty/Crime

[ ] I am a terrible liar.
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am. (ALL THE TIME)
[x] I am/have keeping/kept a secret.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've ran a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.
[x] I've shoplifted. (when I was little)

 

Random

[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily.
[x] I watch the news. (rarely)
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone(s).
[x] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair
[x] I have/had "x"s in my screen name.
[x] I like being neat
[ ] I love Spam.
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
[ ] I bake well.
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[ ] I would wear pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart. (EWWWWWWWWW)
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.(When I wish to piss people off)
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I believe in ghosts.
[x] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[ ] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate.
[x] I bite my nails.(only when I get nervous)
[x] I play video games.
[ ] I'm good at remembering faces.
[x] I'm good at remembering names
[x] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

 

Experiences

[ ] I've gotten lost in my city.
[ ] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[x] I've been skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from the internet
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern Lights.
[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[x] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten Sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.


5月29日

1 個人的世界

1 個人的世界,孤獨,也可以精彩  

 

  ----> the lonely island *~*

 

男生只能在下面情况时让女生哭  

1.故意拿洋葱给他切....恶作剧                              
2.生日送她999朵花時.....太感动
3.说笑话给他听时.....笑到流泪
4.帮她吹走眼中的沙子....为了救她
5.带她去看流星雨时....看的眼睛太酸
6.当她窝在你怀里让你安慰时....骗她说哭出来会比较好

 

 

 INTERESTING FACTS

 

 

No-one has ever died from smoking cannabis

More Monopoly money is printed yearly than real money throughout the world.

Penguins are not found in the North Pole

A dentist invented the Electric Chair. (See I knew I always had a reason NOT to like the dentist!)

A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Now that right there is just man I don't EVEN know)

A whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.

About 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens each year.

Cockroaches break wind every 15 minutes. (lmao stay away from them I'm tellin ya there is something not right about them!)

Fish scales are an ingredient in most lipsticks.

On average, every chocolate bar contains at least three insect legs. (Now that rite there is just creppy)

Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in our bodies.


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Bees kill more people a year than sharks do.

Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and white worms like fried pork rinds.

Both Hitler and Napoleon were missing one testicle.

By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.

Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903.

Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That's more than sharks.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

Johnny Depp is afraid of clowns.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

Mosquitoes have teeth.

No one knows where Mozart is buried.

Of the 266 men who have been pope, 33 have died violently.

On average, more people fear spiders than death.

On average, we spend 6 months of our lives waiting for red lights.

Pig vomit is used in perfume and cologne to hold the scent in.

The longest kiss that ever took place was in Chicago in 1984. It lasted 17 days and 10.5 hours. (WOW)

During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 lbs of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants!

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones!

Slugs have 4 noses!

Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch tv for 3 hours!

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than tonenails!

There are approximatly 50 Bibles sold each minute across the world!

A person uses approximatlly 57 sheets of toilet paper each day!

Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women!

It is estimated that millions of trees have been planted accidentally by squirrles forgetting where they buried their nuts!

On average, people swallow 3 spiders per year while they are sleeping