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![]() ![]() ![]() "8 Mile Freestyle Pt.III vs "Papa Doc""
Now everybody from the 313 Put your mothefucking hands up and follow me Everybody from the 313 Put your mothefucking hands up Look Look Now while he stands tough Notice that this man did not have his hands up This free world got you gased up Now who's afraid of the big bad wolf 1, 2, 3 and to the 4 1 pac , 2 pac, 3 pac, 4 4 pac, 3 pac, 2 pac, 1 You're pac, he's pac, no pacs, none This guy aint no mother-fuckin MC, I know everything he's got to say against me, I am white, I am a fuckin bum, I do live in a trailer with my mom,
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom. I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun,
I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps And Wink did fuck my girl, I'm still standin here screamin "FUCK THE FREE WORLD!" Don't ever try to judge me dude You don't know what the fuck i've been through But i know something about you You went to Cranbrook, that's a private school What's the matter dawg? You embarrased? This guy's a gangster, he's real name's Clarence And Clarence lives at home with both parents And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage This guy don't wanna battle, He's shook 'Cause there no such things as half-way crooks He's scared to death He's scared to look in his fuckin yearbook, fuck Cranbrook Fuck the beat, i go acapella Fuck a papa doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody Fuck y'all if you doubt me I'm a piece of fucking white trash, i say it proudly And fuck this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outty, Here, tell these people something they dont know about me. "Sing For The Moment" - Eminem
[Verse 1] These ideas are nightmares to white parents Whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings
Like whatever they say has no bearing, it's so scary in a house that allows no swearing
To see him walking around with his headphones blaring
Alone in his own zone, cold and he don't care
He's a problem child And what bothers him all comes out, when he talks about, his fuckin' dad walkin' out
Cause he just hates him so bad that he blocks him out
If he ever saw him again he'd probably knock him out
His thoughts are whacked, he's mad so he's talkin' back,talkin' black, brainwashed
from rock and rap
He sags his pants, do-rags and a stocking cap His step-father hit him, so he socked him back, and broke his nose
His house is a broken home, there's no control, he just let's his emotions go...
[Chorus] {C'mon}, sing with me, {sing}, sing for the years {Sing it}, sing for the laughter, sing for the tears Sing it with me, just for today, maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away...
[Verse 2] Entertainment is changin', intertwinin' with gangsta's In the land of the killers, a sinner's mind is a sanctum Holy or unholy, only have one homie Only this gun, lonely cause don't anyone know me Yet everybody just feels like they can relate, I guess words are a mothafucka they can be great
Or they can degrade, or even worse they can teach hate
It's like these kids hang on every single statement we make
Like they worship us, plus all the stores ship us platinum
Now how the fuck did this metamorphosis happen, from standin' on corners and porches
just rappin'
To havin' a fortune, no more kissin' ass But then these critics crucify you, journalists try to burn you
Fans turn on you, attorneys all want a turn at you
To get they hands on every dime you have, they want you to lose your mind every
time you mad
So they can try to make you out to look like a loose cannon
Any dispute won't hesitate to produce handguns. That's why these prosecutors
wanna convict me, strictly just to get me off
of these streets quickly But all they kids be listenin' to me religiously, so i'm signin' cd's while police fingerprint me
They're for the judge's daughter but his grudge is against me
If i'm such a fuckin' menace, this shit doesn't make sense Pete
It's all political, if my music is literal, and i'm a criminal how the fuck can I raise a little girl
I couldn't, I wouldn't be fit to, you're full of shit too, Guerrera, that was a fist that hit you...
[CHORUS] [Verse 3] They say music can alter moods and talk to you Well can it load a gun up for you , and cock it too Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dude Just tell the judge it was my fault and i'll get sued See what these kids do is hear about us totin' pistols And they want to get one cause they think the shit's cool
Not knowin' we really just protectin' ourselves, we entertainers, Of course the shit's affectin' our
sales, you ignoramus, But music is reflection of self,
we just explain it, and then we get our checks
in the mail, It's fucked up ain't it
How we can come from practically nothing to being able to have any fuckin' thing that we
wanted, That's why we sing for these kids, who
don't have a thing, Except for a dream, and
a fuckin' rap magazine
Who post pin-up pictures on their walls all day long Idolize they favorite rappers and know all they songs Or for anyone who's ever been
through shit in their lives, Till they sit and they
cry at night wishin' they'd die
Till they throw on a rap record and they sit, and they vibe. We're nothin' to you but we're
the fuckin' shit in they eyes
That's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and hold it
Cause we consider these minutes golden And maybe they'll admit it when we're gone Just let our spirits live on, through our lyrics that you hear in our
songs and we can... [CHORUS X2] 10月23日 1 girl + 1 boy = 2Article 1:
Statement of Love: The Kiss 1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you 2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends 3. Kiss on the neck = I want you 4. Kiss on the lips = I love you 5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing 6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away 7. Look in your eyes = kiss me 8. Playing with ! your hair = I can't live without you 9.Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go Article 2: The Three Steps
1. Girls: If any guys get fresh with you, slap him. 2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good. 3. Guys & Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare. Article 3: The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard. 2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one. 3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
12 things ur parents taught u
1. My Father taught me about ANTICIPATION... 2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING.... 4. My Mother taught me LOGIC... 5. My Father taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE... 6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD... 7. My Father taught me HUMOR... 8. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT... 9. My Father taught me about GENETICS... 10. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS... 11. My Father taught me about WISDOM OF AGE... 12. And my all time favorite... JUSTICE... 9月15日 This is so sad :'( Guys read it
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GALS SHOW THIS TO YOUR MAN
She says: "I'm going to leave, but you should stay and have fun" She means: "I am leaving and you better come with me"
She says:"I've put on a few pounds." She means:"but you still find me attractive right?"
She says:"I am sorry" She means:"all right, I apologized. now it's your turn"
She says:"Everything is fine. Really." She means:"I'm pissed off, and its your job to figure out why
1. DIFFERENT KINDS OF SEX: 1.The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2.The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
Aussie Revenge: A man comes home after a
heavy night's drinking. His wife won't open the
door for him, so he starts hammering on it.
The neighbours are starting to notice, so in
an attempt to embarrass her, he starts singing
at the top of his voice: "I had her before she
was married, I had her before she was married!"
The top window immediately flies open, and
his wife responds with equal gusto: "And so
did all of your mates!"
WAYS TO KNOW YOU'VE HAD WILD SEX: 1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies. 3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area. 4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you. 5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs.
guys click on these, they are hilarious
8月30日 sexiness8月24日 ~ SWEET ~
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8月17日 ♥○Oo╀女人一生中拥有的20种品质♥○Oo╀☆
8月15日 BOYZ... nasty creature =(
6月27日 all ABOUT GUYS =PREAD BETWEEN HIS LINES
WHEN HE SAYS: how many guys have you been with?
HE MEANS: how many penises are you comparing mine with?
WHEN HE SAYS: I love your smile.
HE MEANS: can I kiss your beautiful lips?
WHEN HE SAYS: I was jsut about to call you
HE MEANS: Damn I shouldn't have picked up the phone >.<
6月2日 wayz 2 turn men... DOWN
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
(x) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
( ) made out with a member of the same
sex!! EWWWWWWWWWW
(x) been in love
( ) been dumped
(x) shoplifted, when I was just a little kid...
( ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
( ) snuck out of my parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didnt
have them back
( ) been arrested
( ) made out with a stranger
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend, little white lies...
( ) had a crush on a teacher
(x) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) seen someone die
( ) had a crush on one of your myspace friends
(x) been to Canada, *duoh*Raised...
( ) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
( ) thrown up in a bar, close..but made it
to the safety of my own porcelain god...
(x) set a part of myself on fire
(x) eaten sushi, ewwwwww...no....
( ) been moshing/crowd surfing at a show
(x) love someone and miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud
shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
( ) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
( ) built a sand castle
(x) riden through puddles on a bike
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
( ) had a crush on a much younger person,
not to much younger...but there was a gap..
(x) had a crush on a much older person
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been bored, like I am now.....*sigh*
( ) fallen asleep at work/school, almost...
( ) used a fake id
(x) watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) been tickled
( ) been robbed
(x) been misunderstood
( ) pet a reindeer/goat
( ) won a contest
( ) ran a red light
( ) been suspended from school
(x) been in a car accident
( ) had braces. EWWWWWWW
(x) felt like an outcast
( ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) had deja vu
( ) danced in the moonlight
(x) hated the way you look
( ) witnessed a crime
(x) questioned your heart
( ) been obsessed with post-it notes
( ) squished barefoot through the mud
( ) been lost
( ) been to the opposite side of the country
( ) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
( ) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers, loved that game
when we were kids...
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored
pencils/markers
(x) sung karaoke, not very well...I mite add...
( ) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you
would never do
(x) made prank phone calls
( ) laughed until some kind of beverage
came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
( ) danced in the rain
( ) written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
( ) watched the sun set with someone you
care about
(x) blown bubbles
( ) made a bonfire on the beach
( ) crashed a party
(x) gone rollerskating, not a good thing for me!!
*ouch* my rear end...
(x) had a wish come true
(x) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
( ) ate dog/cat food
( ) told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) kissed a mirror
(x) sang in the shower, love to....hehe
(x) have a black dress
(x) had a dream that you married someone
( ) glued your hand to something
( ) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
( ) kissed a fish, WTF....are u drunk???
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
( ) been a cheerleader
( ) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
( ) attempted a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night, not any more...hehe
( ) didn't take a shower for a week, ewwww
(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree
( ) climbed a tree
( ) had a tree house, Played in my friends..
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone
(x)believe in ghosts
( ) have more than 30 pairs of shoes
( ) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to
see what others say, does clothes your parents
make u wear when yur a kid count?? hehe
( ) gone streaking
(x) played chicken
( ) pushed into water with all your clothes on
( ) caught a fish then ate it
( ) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
( ) cried so hard you laughed
( ) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) have a Britney Spears CD
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) slept naked
( ) blamed someone else for a mistake
you have done
( ) been hypnotized, ohhh yea...big TIME...
Confessions [x] I do wear makeup [ ] I have a car [x] I own a Britney Spears CD (2 actually) [ ]I've been called a tease
Little bit about me quiz! [ ] I am shorter than 5'4. free of cost, and scar-free.~ Even if it wasn't! Honesty/Crime [ ] I am a terrible liar. [x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't. [ ] I've snuck out of my house. [x] I have lied to my parents about where I am. (ALL THE TIME) [x] I am/have keeping/kept a secret. [x] I've cheated while playing a game. [x] I've cheated on a test. [ ] I've ran a red light. [ ] I've been suspended from school. [ ] I've witnessed a crime. [x] I've been in a fist fight. [ ] I've been arrested. [x] I've shoplifted. (when I was little)
Random
Experiences 5月29日 1 個人的世界1 個人的世界,孤獨,也可以精彩
男生只能在下面情况时让女生哭 1.故意拿洋葱给他切....恶作剧 ♂
INTERESTING FACTS
No-one has ever died from smoking cannabis More Monopoly money is printed yearly than real money throughout the world. Penguins are not found in the North Pole A dentist invented the Electric Chair. (See I knew I always had a reason NOT to like the dentist!) A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Now that right there is just man I don't EVEN know) A whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound. About 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens each year. Cockroaches break wind every 15 minutes. (lmao stay away from them I'm tellin ya there is something not right about them!) Fish scales are an ingredient in most lipsticks. On average, every chocolate bar contains at least three insect legs. (Now that rite there is just creppy) Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in our bodies.
Bees kill more people a year than sharks do. Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and white worms like fried pork rinds. Both Hitler and Napoleon were missing one testicle. By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand. Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903. Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That's more than sharks. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. Johnny Depp is afraid of clowns. Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot. Mosquitoes have teeth. No one knows where Mozart is buried. Of the 266 men who have been pope, 33 have died violently. On average, more people fear spiders than death. On average, we spend 6 months of our lives waiting for red lights. Pig vomit is used in perfume and cologne to hold the scent in. The longest kiss that ever took place was in Chicago in 1984. It lasted 17 days and 10.5 hours. (WOW) During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 lbs of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants! Dolphins sleep with one eye open! More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones! Slugs have 4 noses! Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch tv for 3 hours! Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than tonenails! There are approximatly 50 Bibles sold each minute across the world! A person uses approximatlly 57 sheets of toilet paper each day! Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women! It is estimated that millions of trees have been planted accidentally by squirrles forgetting where they buried their nuts! On average, people swallow 3 spiders per year while they are sleeping
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